Draft Night
Excerpt from “The Law of Momentum”

Just saw where the average attention span in the smart phone era has plummeted to 8 seconds. That ranks us humans just below the goldfish. Thanks science! No wonder nobody out there reads books anymore. That being said, I didnโt spend the last five years pouring everything I have into the Miranda Rights series so that it could collect dust in an Amazon warehouse. I need to at least attempt to advocate for my characters. If not me, who?
The following scene takes place at a female Correctional Institution just outside of Ocala, Florida, named Lowell Annex. Itโs the evening of the 2021 NFL Draft, and after snorting a sizeable piece of Suboxone, Miranda McGuire joins her two besties in the dayroomโTasha Pitts, a lifer who once played cornerback for the Pensacola Power (a once-dominant womenโs football team); and Dixie Adams, another lifer whose face is covered in scar tissue. Tasha is hoping that her son Cedric, also a talented corner, is drafted in the early rounds . . .
Miranda was surprised by the number of women who remained in the dayroom to watch the NFL Draft when Dixie got up to change the channel. Besides the handful of studs who made a big show out of watching every sporting eventโand who she suspected were really not as into it as their ostentatious bluster might suggestโthere were more than a few ladies who were obviously football fans.
On the bench behind her, two middle-aged women were engaged in a heated discussion over who the Miami Dolphins would choose with their first-round selection. A few rows back, a belligerent older woman was ranting about how it didnโt matter who the other 31 teams drafted as long as Tom Brady was in Tampa. Even Bad Breath Beth was into it, standing beneath the television and cupping her ears to hear better as the announcers gushed about the arm talent of someone named Lawrence.
โThese are good,โ Dixie mumbled through a mouthful of food. She pointed at the half-eaten burrito in Mirandaโs lap. โYou gonna eat that?โ
โQuit being so damn greedy!โ said Tasha. โYou already ate three.โ
โI ate two,โ she clarified.
โTwo plus all the leftover soup and chips in my bowl.โ
โYou told me to clean it,โ Dixie growled.
The food was delicious. In addition to the standard ramen noodles, spicy refried beans, and Shabang Extreme chips, Tasha had acquired stolen fresh bell peppers and cherry tomatoes from her connection in food service, all boiled in Throkkieโs stinger, topped with ranch dressing and jalapeno cheese, and wrapped in tortilla shells. The entire dayroom smelled like Los Rancheros.
Miranda passed Dixie the remainder of her burrito. She swallowed it in two bites.
Tasha shook her head. โI canโt believe you. You know damn well the girlโs trying to get her strength back after quitting that old nasty drug.โ
Dixie looked at Miranda and smirked.
The tiny sliver of Suboxone she snorted that morning was like a rickety wooden pier beneath a storm surge of shame. She stared up at the television and busied her hands in her lap.
โSo, is your son there? In the audience?โ
โNah,โ said Tasha. โHeโs at his high school coachโs house in Pensacola with his girlfriend, his auntie, and cousins. Heโll be on that zoom thing whenever they call his name though. Theyโre all excited about being on TV.โ
Miranda watched a tearful mother and a proud father speak to an interviewer after their son donned a green cap and bounded across the stage, a massive kid with cornrows in a sharp-tailored suit. His thousand-watt smile reflected camera flashes as he vigorously shook hands with the man who called his name.
โWhoโs the dude in the yellow jacket?โ asked Dixie.
โThe commissioner.โ Tasha stared up at the mother being interviewed, a plus-size woman in a sequined gown. She fanned tears from her eyes with a gloved hand as she touted her sonโs character and work ethic.
Miranda could feel her friendโs regret and longing like barometric pressure in the next seat. She attempted to cheer her up. โMaybe theyโll pick your son next.โ
โI doubt it,โ said Tasha.
โWhy not? You told me he was the best quarterback in the draft.โ
Dixie shot her a condescending look.
โWhat?โ she said. โWhat did I say?โ
โCornerback.โ Tashaโs eyes remained locked hypnotically on the screen. โCedric is a cornerback. And he is the best in this draft class as far as raw talent is concerned. Heโs the fastest, tallest, most physical, he can mirror receivers in their routes, has the best instincts . . . pure ballhawk, that boy. An interception machine.โ She glanced at Miranda. โI showed you the JPay videos from his Pro Day, didnโt I?โ
Miranda vaguely remembered a grainy, thirty-second video clip on the kiosk when she was going through withdrawals. โI think so.โ
Another hulking kid in an expensive suit strutted across the stage to shake hands with the commissioner, another proud mom was being interviewed.
โNah, Cedโs problem ainโt talent. All those analysts up there on the TV agree on his skills. But my son is a hot head. Heโs got a short fuse. See the man on the left in the blue tie?โ
Miranda nodded.
โHe called him a locker room cancer.โ
โThatโs a mean thing to say.โ
She stared at the television. Her jaw clenched and unclenched. โHe punched a teammate in the face on the sideline of the spring game. Got him kicked off the team.โ
โItโs a violent sport,โ Dixie rasped. โYouโd think theyโd appreciate the testosterone.โ
Tasha shook her head. โI shot his dad when he was eleven years old. Heโs been getting in fights ever since. โCourse it ainโt his fault. He was just a little boy out there in that cold world, doing his best to survive. Livinโ on his auntieโs couch, livinโ at his coachโs house, livinโ with friends. Itโs a miracle he made it this far.โ A salty tear slid over her chiseled cheekbone. โMy baby is about to go to the NFL!โ She smiled, inhaled, exhaled. โHe just shouldโve been a first-round draft pick. He shouldโve been up on that stage. We shouldโve been up on that stage.โ
Miranda touched her shoulder.
โWhat round do you think heโll go?โ asked Dixie.
โHis agent says no later than the fourth.โ The television projected geometric patterns of light against her ebony skin. โBut it really just depends on who has a need at his position and whoโs willing to take a chance on him. He could go earlier.โ
โAnd whatโs the difference between the first and fourth round?โ Dixie noticed a morsel of ramen on her leg and popped it in her mouth. โMoneywise.โ
She leaned back on the bench and sighed. โI donโt know. Thirty million? Forty? A whole ass-grip of cash. Fourth round picks are lucky to get a few mil.โ
Miranda fantasized about what she could do with that kind of moneyโbuy her dad a house, hire a post-conviction attorney, put some in a trust for Cameron . . .
โBut I ainโt gonna lie, even fourth-round money would be enough to get me back to court,โ said Tasha. โIโve got rock solid issues.โ
Dixie shot Miranda a here-we-go-again look.
โI see you cutting your eyes, Dixie Adams. Donโt be a hater. You know damned well Iโve got a strong case. Florida is a stand your ground state.โ She glanced at Miranda, as if seeking confirmation that those laws were still on the books.
โFlorida is a stand your ground state, thanks to strong conservative leadership,โ said Dixie. โIf our ginger law clerk buddy here had her way, the standup men and women who enacted that law would be replaced with a bunch of woke transgender Greenpeace socialists.โ
โHey,โ Miranda protested. โItโs Democrats that do the most forโโ
โSave it.โ Dixie threw up a stop sign. โI donโt want to talk politics. Iโm trying to watch the draft.โ




